turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

268,708 notes + 1 hour ago

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

113,769 notes + 1 hour ago

drcoxsredwingsjersey:

can I just

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sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

142,032 notes + 1 hour ago

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

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demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

333,971 notes + 1 hour ago

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

1,176,990 notes + 1 hour ago

cerealcupboard:

i’m here to watch harry go from this

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to

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slowly

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losing

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all

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the

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fucks

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he

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had

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to

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give

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sh1re:

happy easter

141,678 notes + 1 hour ago

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

487,228 notes + 13 hours ago

robert-downey-jesus:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

mythical-loki:

timelordwithachristmaslist:

#wait no I’m iron man #wait no, robert downey jr. for sure #fuck who am I #I AM A PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE DOWNEY #fuck no that’s not right #I am Robert Man

#I am Robert Man

ok so i hate when people make unnecessary comments on posts but thiS IS MY ORIGINAL POST AND THEN SOMEONE PUT MY BRUCE-MAN/BAT-WAYNE GIF ON IT IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING THIS IS GREAT IM SO HAPPY

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