bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

136,149 notes + 16 hours ago

Happy 21st Birthday Liam James Payne 

9,062 notes + 16 hours ago

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

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Team Arrow Sassy

2,371 notes + 16 hours ago

whenwilligetmyrights:

“Every time someone says we don’t need feminism anymore, things like this come to mind. Due to insufficient dowry this young girl’s husband lacerated her face with a razor blade.” (Gwalior - India) - ph. Adrian Fisk

64,980 notes + 17 hours ago

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

178,165 notes + 17 hours ago

irweed:

we’re listening to the radio in class and amnesia came on and this guy was like “why would u wanna wake up with amnesia?” and this other guy was like “to forget about the stupid little things bro”

14,627 notes + 17 hours ago

handjob:

by e

34,184 notes + 17 hours ago

hrrys:

"you STILL like one direction?"

image

28,101 notes + 22 hours ago

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

The yeast you could do is say a few words!

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

26,963 notes + 1 day ago

mermaidsandmoshpits:

hopeless-fangirl:

THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO

164,910 notes + 1 day ago

itsthefirstdaysofspring:

slutgarbage:

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are displaying the qualities of decent human beings and shouldn’t have to be praised for doing so

117,913 notes + 2 days ago
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